1. entering-loser-ville:



    "Fuck yo ambitions"

    this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

    One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

    (via karpitol)


  2. fleeten:

    don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

    (via promessah)

  3. (Source: kocayne, via lo0vely-linda)

  4. sinaloan:

    proud dog family showing off their beloved child

    (Source: flickr.com, via fuckyeahloldemort)

  6. codeine-land:

    my dealer is gonna kill me

    (Source: humortrain, via limpypaynes)


  7. "I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
    — THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

    (Source: blythebrooklyn, via aasshhole)


  8. snapchatting:

    [doesn’t talk to anyone at all] why don’t i have any friends

    (via beneathmyloverseyes)

  9. madeupmonkeyshit:

    chipotle be like

    (via juliaagolia)

  10. milfhouse:

    when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)