1. me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
    2. me driving: say your prayers
     
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  3. "The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life."
    — Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev (via wordsnquotes)

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  4. mindlessswagg143:

    YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

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